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1 5
AMERICAN SHIRT
$39

Fits slightly oversized.
100% USA cotton.

life, liberty, and the pursuit of going fast as f*ck.
1 5
BEACH TOWEL
$69

100% cotton jacquard.
500 GSM. Reversible woven design.

We made a towel.

Do whatever you want with it.
1 4
BALACLAVA
$29

90% polyester / 10% spandex.
Warp knit construction.
One size fits most.

Not for robbing banks.
1 5
1776 SHIRT
$39

Fits slightly oversized.
100% USA cotton.

WHAT THE F*CK IS A KILOMETER
1 5
USA SHIRT
$39

Fits slightly oversized.
100% USA cotton.

stars, stripes, speed.
1 5
SQUID HOODIE
$89

Fits relaxed with dropped shoulders.
13.5oz heavyweight 100% cotton.

are you a squid or not.
1 5
SUPER SHIRT
$39

Fits slightly oversized.
100% USA cotton.

For when you wanna go fast.
Or watch Talladega nights.
1 5
wtf SHIRT
$39

Fits slightly oversized.
100% USA cotton.

great conversation starter
(with police)
WHAT THE F*CK KEYTAG
$12

Woven keytag with split key ring.
Embroidered text on both sides.
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FIRST ORDER WINS.

ONLY THE FASTEST PREVAIL.
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if you came for the hot dog holder,
you're gonna be disappointed.



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