WHAT THE F*CK IS A SPEED LIMIT KEYTAG

The WTFIASL Keytag is for those who move too fast to read. Made from tough, high-quality fabric, it’s built to handle whatever gets thrown its way (mostly staying attached to keys).

With a durable split key ring, this keytag stays where you need it—on your keys, your gear, or anywhere that you put it.

• Adds +10 adrenaline (results may vary)
• Compatible with bikes that go fast and the ones that wish they did.
  

Speed limit? What the f*ck is that?